Bird Jokes
Name a bird which doesn't lay eggs?
any male bird
chickens
A man was driving down a country dirt road when...
What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women?
A bisexuowl. I'm sorry.
What does a bird with an injured wing need?
Tweetment!
THE FIGHT STARTED !!
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spot...
Bad Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a g...
Cheap Parrot
Cheap Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop & imme...
What did the bird say in gratitude?
"Thank", then it cooed.
I met a sick bird yesterday that got deported.
The cops kept yelling about him being an "ill-e...
Once a bird asked a bee...
Bird: after a continuous hard-work, you prepare...
A big city lawyer...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural No...
What's the best time to buy a bird?
When it goes cheep!
Bring the water, Bob
A woman goes to a bird shop one day to buy a bi...
A hobo is lying on the beach covered in newspaper...
...and suddenly a young girl appears and asks h...
Why did the eagle fly into the church?
It was a bird of pray
There once was an....
..... Indian who had only one testicle
And whos...
A bear climbs a tree....
a bird sitting in the tree asks "Hey, Bear, why...
A collection of OC jokes!
Well I hope they're funny, anyway. The past few...
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank together.
The brunette plans the robbery and goes over ...
I didn't know owls were religious
Until someone told me they were a bird of pray
Why did the one eyed bird go into a frozen food store
Because it was birdseye©
My friend recently arrived in Turkey for his annual holiday.
He is doing bird.
An illusionist was employed to entertain the guests of a cruise ship.
He had a handful of good tricks he performed q...