What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?
One is against the law and the other is a sick ...
Bird Jokes
Three mathematicians go hunting.
As they are out hunting, they see a bird. The ...
What's the difference between an ant and a bird?
A bird can fly.
Did you hear about the deaths from bird flu?
They were all chicken
What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?
It's a matter of [a pinion](http://www.merriam-...
A pirate made a spoof about his bird.
It was Parroty
What Is The National Bird Of Pakistan..
***General Atomics MQ-1 Predator***
The nasty parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a g...
What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?
They ostrich-sized him
One day a biologist discovered..
One day a biologist discovered that she'd accid...
I looked up in the sky and a bird pooped in my eye
I'm sure glad cows can't fly.
A man is waiting at the airport for his LA - NY flight.
A bird comes up to him and says, "I'll bet you ...
Why didn't the bird cross the road?
It chickened out.
A woman takes her parrot to the vet.
The vet takes one look at the motionless bird a...
I had a girlfriend with a parakeet. We had to break up cause it would never shut up.
But the bird was cool.
Yesterday a bird crashed into my window...
..of course that's what I was willing it to do,...
An old man goes to sea world (a crankd87 original)
One day an old man walks into sea world all by ...
I had loads of bird seed as well as loads of parrots with headaches. Trying to hold onto all the bird seed
but the parrots ate 'em all
2 blondes were walking along a beach when one said, "Look! A dead bird!"
The other looked up.
BIRD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
Did you hear about the man who did it with a pa...
What is the national bird of Afghanistan?
The Boeing 757
What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
For swine flu, you use oink-ment and for bird f...
A joke about a bird
Eh, never mind. It would probably just go over ...