"There are three birds sitting on a branch... If you shoot one of them with a rifle. How many birds would be left?" Asks the teacher.
Johnny, considering himself quite the intelligent one, offers his answer: "well, ms.teacher... If you shoot a bird with a rifle... The loud gunfire would scare all the birds away and surely you would be left with none.."
The impressed teacher tells Johnny: "That's not quite what I was getting at. You would be left with 2 birds, but I really like the way you think..."
So Johnny retorts: "Ok teach' I have a question for you... There are three women sitting on a park bench under that very tree enjoying popsicles. One is biting, the other is licking, and the last one is sucking. Which one of them are married?"
The teacher turns beat red and tries her best to answer the question.. "I guess it would be the one that's sucking..."
To which Johnny replies "that's not quite what I was getting at. It would be the one with a wedding band, but I reaaaalllly like the way you think!"
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