Zlatan Facts
1. When Zlatan crosses the street, cars look bo...
Bird Jokes
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home.
But the parrot starts insulting him and gets re...
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird
The bird developed an illness.
i think it started when the bird flu.
The pointed finger had a multitude of uses...
and if you bend it a little bird might land on it.
Chuck Norris Compilation
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand....
What's big, huge and hairy?
A Goliath bird eating tarantula.
How did the ooh-ahh bird get its name?
It lays square eggs.
My friend got a ticket for the weirdest thing...
My friend was driving on the highway and hit a ...
A High School student with a low I.Q.
The English teacher was trying to gain order an...
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns...
But then I realised toucan play at that game.
TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call
A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets,...
As an ornothologist and a pimp I structure payment based on the old saying:
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Yet another lady goes to the pet shop...
...Looking to buy a talking parrot. The shopkee...
A young woman named Jane received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse...
A father shoots a turkey for Thanksgiving...
And brings it home for his wife and three sons....
A lady walks into a pet store...
She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its ...
I sat next to a Kiwi today
and you have no idea if I mean a person, bird, ...
Your Duck is Dead--
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
Why did the sick bird get deported?
He was an ill eagle.
Young man gets hired as a secret agent...
He's told to deliver a top secret package to a ...
My dad tried to annoy me with bird puns
I soon realized toucan play that game.
An owl and a mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below.
The owl turns to the mouse and says nothing. Be...
You know what they say about picking up baby birds...
He who pick up tiny bird acquires small pecker....