What's the difference between a dirty bird and a dirty tub?
A DIRTY TUB HAS A RING!
Bird Jokes
I heard my friend making bird puns and thought...
Toucan play at that game.
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree...
After hours of effort he reached the top, jumpe...
A guy walks into a bar with an ostrich...
He sits down at a table and orders a meal for h...
What is a mountain sized bird made of?
Well, part cliff, partridge.
What do you call a bird that punches people?
Steven Seagull
"It was really something else, man!" said the cadet policeman to his partner...
"When I was off duty Saturday night, I went to...
Three men are being interviewed for a job at the same time
The interviewer says "Alright, you can get the ...
A stoned bird
A stoned bird was flying when it hit a moving c...
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns...
But I soon realized that toucan play at that game
Swallow is a bird or a fish?
It's an order.
David received a parrot for his birthday
The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude ...
Cows
CSIRO Officials admitted that they found about ...
What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?
One is against the law, the other is a sick bir...
Donald Trump has just signed ANOTHER executive order
it's about foreign birds of prey. the order sta...
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Whatever it is, it's heading straight towards t...
People always ask me why I procrastinate..
They say, "you know, the early bird gets the wo...
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead rob a bank ( part 2 )
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead decide to rob...
Parrot Joke
One day a man went to an auction. While there, ...
Parrot with no legs (NSFW)
My uncle told me this joke, when I was a kid:
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A dead duck
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
The early bird might get the worm, but
The second mouse *always* gets the cheese