The English teacher was trying to gain order and control of her High School class. When she caught a student flipping the bird in her direction. She asked the student, "Mr. Foster, is that your I.Q. or your sperm count?". The student replied "You want to find out?". The semi-perplexed teacher pushed her glasses up on her nose and replied "Just did. It's your I.Q.. You can go to the office and explain your actions to the Principle".
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