Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. *favorite
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can hi-five himself with one hand.
Once chuck norris and time had a race. The time is still running.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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