A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns
but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Bird Jokes
A pharaoh makes a reservation in a restaurant:
"Can I reserve a table for two?"
"Sure just gi...
My friend was harassing me with bird puns
But toucan play at that game.
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If yo...
A man goes into a restaurant with an ostrich
They sit down and order:
'I'd like a hamburger...
What kind of sick bird is against the law?
an ill eagle
what type of bird never needs a haircut
a Bald Eagle
Did you know?
You can't rhyme a single English word with 'bird'.
May be offensive
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
I don't know but i...
I saw a pink bird with a sore throat.
Must have been a phlegmingo.
The pregnant bird had an unusual craving for soup...
She was so hungry she had toucans
If the dove is the bird of peace...
...what is the bird of true love?
The swallow.
Puebla just made its national bird a seabird.
It's the Gull of Mexico.
TIFU by getting arrested for spreading bird flu to Amercia
In my defense i didnt know it was ill-Eagle
Monty Python's parrot sketch 2.0
Somewhere in Turkey near the Syrian border a ma...
Early bird
So I woke up at 6 in the morning to go to Walma...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
Whats the funniest type of bird?
Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy
A Man & an Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown...
Did you hear about the greedy red bird?
It was a cardinal sinner.
Turtle...
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to ...
Three statisticians go hunting
They spot a bird, and take turns trying to shoo...