My friend was driving on the highway and hit a bird, which landed right in front of his view, which made him start swerving. A cop nearby noticed and pulled him over. He asked why he was driving like that and my friend pointed to the bird, then tried to use the windshield wipers to wipe it off. The bird flew through the air into the cop, who then proceeded to write him a ticket.
That's the story of how my friend got a ticket for flipping the bird at a cop.
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