So the FBI, the DEA, and the Chicago police are looking for a bear ...
This bear has been up to no good - it's suspect...
Bear Jokes
Why the big pause................................?
Said the man in the pub to the bear.
First hea...
How do you catch a polar bear?
Take a saw, cut a hole in the ice. Sprinkle pea...
What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time?
High-Bear-Nation!
^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the...
A brown bear and a polar bear fall into the water. Which one dissolves?
The polar bear, because he's polar!
Accidently played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear.
Now it can ride a bike without training wheels.
Bearable
There was a guy who went bear hunting. When he ...
How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children?
Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with ...
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a fishin...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see w...
What did the bear say to the judge?
I bearly touched her.
A film student wants to film a documentary about a local Native American tribe... (long)
So Walter the film student drives his car out t...
Why did the bear eat his mate?
He called her 'honey', then got hungry.
Chuck Norris
Never get tired of Chuck Norris facts, I would ...
Park ranger was driving down a fire trail...
Park ranger was driving down a fire trail and a...
Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?
Because his nose was stuffed
What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?
A root bear!
(I came up with this joke a few m...
Smokey the Bear
Why cant smokey the bear have kids? Every time ...
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SkyMall Magazine has filed for bankruptcy. SkyM...
Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
How to trap a Bear.
1.) Dig a Hole.
2.) Put Peas around the Hole.
3...
Are Koalas bears? No, they're marsupials
But they have the right koalafications to be a ...
Why can't smokey the bear and his wife have kids?
Because every time his wife gets hot, he throws...