A bear goes into a bar
he sits down and immediately mauls to death and...
Bear Jokes
Intelligence Services Contest
There once was a contest to determine the best ...
Gelding Ahmed's Camel
As a merchant in the caravan business, Ahmed wa...
What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummi bear.
Bear Walks in a Bar
Bear walks in a bar. Bartender ask "what can I ...
I wanted to tell a really grizzly joke on this subreddit....
Then I thought you guys won't be able to bear it.
How do you catch a bear?
You first dig a hole. Then fill it up with ash ...
To catch a Tiger
So there was a competition organized to see whi...
My fiance asked me what I thought about having kids.
I told her that I love children, I just can't b...
clean jokes
What did one cookie say to the other cookie ? Y...
Asked my friend to make up a joke about two Canadians and a Bear
A visually impaired Canadian is notified that a...
Goldilocks was killed last night
The murderers did it with their own bear hands
Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?
Because he was barefooted!!!
One day Papa bear came downstairs to eat his dinner...
**"WHO HAS ATE MY SOUP"** ,he bellowed as he ha...
If you had one bullet and there was a Lion, a bear and a jaguar. What do you do?
If you were in the middle of the forest and the...
Russian joke
A bear is walking through the forest when he se...
A musician always closed his eyes when he sang. When asked, he replied,
"I can't bear to see people suffering."
Two blondes are walking through a forest...
They stumble across some tracks. The first blon...
A bear walks into a bar.
The bear says to the bartender "I would like a ...
Custody trial
Momma bear and papa bear are in court finalizin...
How do you kill a bear without a weapon?
With your bare hands.
Why did the Polar bear struggle in geometry class?
Because the teacher was a Cartesian bear.
A man calls his home while on a business trip.
(I translated this joke from my native language...
How to Catch a Bear.
Have you ever wanted to catch a bear? If you ha...
What is Bear Grylls' favorite snack brand?
Nature's Valley