Topical Jokes for 1/24

SkyMall Magazine has filed for bankruptcy. SkyMall blamed the decline in sales on the fact that stupid people have run out of money.

Scientists have proved that hearing jokes and the voices of family members helps coma patients wake up faster. One family started doing a comedy show, and the coma patient sprinted out of the hospital.

In New Hampshire, four bears died after they overdosed on chocolate bait. Even more tragic, one of the bear’s New Year’s Resolutions was to eat better.

A study has revealed that sitting for long periods increases your risk of death. It’s especially lethal if you sit for a period longer than 100 years.

Cubans hope that improved relations with the US will also bring better internet access. To give you an idea of how slow Cuba’s internet is, they’re still waiting for “Gangnam Style” to load.

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