There was a guy who went bear hunting. When he finally got close to a bear he went to aim and his rifle jammed. The bear charged him and he hollered: “Wait a minute Mr. Bear my gun is jammed”. The bear said “OK we can talk this over.” The man said “Woo sounds great, well Mr. Bear I was only hunting for a new fur coat for the winter that is coming up.” The Bear said “That sounds good, because I was looking for a good meal before I hibernate for the winter myself.” SO THEY LEFT THE MEETING WITH BOTH WISHES SATISFIED.
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