A man takes a tour at the Royal Canadian Mint...
"Hello, my name is John, and Ill be your guide ...
Bear Jokes
Three Blondes
Three blondes are hiking in the woods when they...
A Czechoslovakian man and a black man are walking through the woods.
A Czechoslovakian man and a *lawyer are walking...
How did the bear kill the man?
With his bear hands.
Did you hear about the new Comedy Central show?
a polar bear offers his commentary about curren...
Polar Bear
Q: How do you catch a polar bear?
A: You make ...
What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?
A bipolar bear.
Today somebody told me about a bear that climbs a mountain...
...But the story goes downhill from there.
How to catch a polar bear.
First, you must buy yourself a can of peas and ...
Russia Jokes
Submit your best Russia jokes.
Mine are "Why w...
A guy takes a girl to the state fair for their first date.
The guy asks her what she wants to do, she says...
A joke my six year old nephew told at dinner tonight.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gumm...
What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
A Mexican bear walks into a bar
He stretches, yawns, then says "Oso tired"
What was the bear protesting?
his right to human arms
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who's best at his job.
So they each go into the woods, find a bear, an...
So a bear walks into a bear...
and says, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
- m...
What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?
A drizzly bear, of course
An elephant never forgets...
my grandfather told me a heartwarming story abo...
I recently bought a teddy bear named Muhammad...
for $10. And a week later, sold it for $20. The...
What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common?
Their middle name.
Geographic Location
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restauran...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
The President decides to give them a test. He ...
[Civil servant joke] President Obama wants to know who's better: the CIA, the US Marine Corps, or the LAPD.
The President orders a single, clearly marked w...