Park ranger was driving down a fire trail and an 8 year old boy covered in blood comes stumbling out of the woods. The kid is hysterical and starts telling the ranger that his camp was attacked by a bear and killed his mother and father. Park ranger starts unzipping his fly and says " kid, it isn't your lucky day"
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