Bear Jokes

Bear Jokes

Two hikers are out hiking.

Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a b...

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bea...

What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ?

What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is complete...

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and...

How do you start a teddy bear race ?

How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, ted...

Why do polo bears like bald men ?

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they ...

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

What do you call a big white bear with a hole i...

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because it...

What is a bear's favourite drink ?

What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It l...

How do you hire a teddy bear?

How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with ...

What should you call a bald teddy ?

What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

What animal do you look like when you get into ...

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing...

Beary Funny

Q. What did the sleepy Australian bear say at t...

Converting a Bear

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister decide to see...

When a grizzly means business

Stand back, or I'll beat you with my bear hands!

Bear Ears

Q: What would bears be without Bees?
A: Ears

Koala Bear

What do you mean I'm not a bear? I have all of ...

A Bear Walks Into…

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a b...

Stuffed Bear

Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offe...

Weird Questions Librarians Hear…

Before google, there were librarians. Here are ...

Weird Questions Librarians Hear…

Before google, there were librarians. Here are ...