What do you call a bear with no teeth??
A gummy bear!!!
Bear Jokes
Two little boys are at the grocery store with their mom...
...and she gives in to their begging and tells ...
Two friends and bears
Two campers are walking through the woods when ...
What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear.
what's the stupidest animal in the jungle
The polar bear.
What's Fozzy Bear's favorite city?
Mil-wocka-wocka-waukee
Runnnn!
Two campers are walking through the woods when ...
What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
I met up with a bear I met on Tinder.
When I got there I think she showed me she mean...
A panda walks into a café.
He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun...
FBI, CIA and NYPD
Are all discussing which is the best organizati...
A rabi, a priest and a swami meet up together.
The priest is very aggravated at the lack of fa...
A bear walks into a bar.
He says to the bartender "I'll have a gin...and...
I thought we had the right to bear arms
but when I got them I was arrested for animal a...
A bear walks into a bar
"A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, ...
Before google, there were librarians. Here are some queries posed to the poor, suffering staff of public libraries.
A woman wanted “inspirational material on grass...
A polar bear walks into a restaurant..
The polar bear tells the waitress,
"I'll have a...
People in sleeping bags...
Are the soft tacos of the bear world.
How to catch a bear
Step 1: Dig a hole Step 2:Fill the hole with as...
So a guy takes a girl to the carnival
And asks her what she wants to do first. The gi...
Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility.
5 beavers is worth a caribou
4 caribous are w...
Racing a bear
Two campers are walking through the woods when ...
So a bear walks into a bar...
So a bear walks into a bar and the bartender pu...
Once upon a time......
.....a little boy named John lived a village wi...
There was once this Apache Indian
There was once this Apache Indian who had 3 squ...