How to catch a polar bear:
Step 1: cut a hole in the ice.
Step 2: set a ca...
Bear Jokes
A panda walks into a café.
He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun...
LPT: When a panda walks into a bar, leave before it finishes its meal.
Panda:
noun
a large bear-like mammal with char...
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more of its dinner?
It was stuffed.
Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any children?
Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers...
Think About It...
What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
Mr. Larkin isn't satisfied with the performance of his class
So on day, he says with an odious smile:
'Plea...
Mary Had a Little Lamb
She also had a bear.
I've seen Mary's little ...
A bear walks into a bar...
A bear walks into a bar and tells the bartender...
Three brothers longed for wealth and fame
So they put together an expedition to track dow...
What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?
A polar bear.
How did Fozzie Bear cross the street?
He waka, waka, waka!
Three guys go hunting
The first guy, from Georgia, walks off from the...
Pink-and-purple poofy-rated ping pong ball
So, there is a rich man, and he has a son. A mo...
A polar bear walks into a bar
Bartender: What'll you have?
Polar bear: I'll h...
What do you get when you cross a bear with a duck?
A big, furry thing with wings, webbed claws, a ...
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restauran...
The Neighbor's Rabbit
One night, a man was sitting on his front porch...
The competition of the priests
Three priests - a Catholic, a Protestant and a ...
A boy and his uncle are fishing at a lake
The boy them notices something, and shouts "Di...
A Koala walks into a bar...
A Koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and or...
How to catch a bear
Note: Best when told aloud
First you have to g...
A blonde calls her husband in the woods.
She asks him: "if you had three words to sum up...