So a guy takes a girl to the carnival

And asks her what she wants to do first. The girl says "I want to get weighed" so he takes her to the weighing game where the guy tries to guess how much you weigh. The guy guesses 124lbs and the girl only weighs 120lbs so she wins a bear.

After that, the guy asks his date "what do you want to do now?" And the girl responds "I want to get weighed". The guy, a little confused, says alright and takes her back to the booth and not surprisingly, the carnival worker guesses her weight right.


The guy then asks his date again "what do you want to do now?" And his date says for a third time "I want to get weighed". The guy, clearly weirded out at this point, takes her home.


When the girl's roommate asks how the date went, she responds "Wowa, it was howible, I twied to get waid and it didn't wok"

Credit: My Barber Craig

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