...and she gives in to their begging and tells them they can each pick one thing in the store to buy.
The older son comes running up to the register with a box of Count-Choco-Boo-Sugar-Bear-Crunch. Typical of course, the mom thinks.
Then the younger son comes running up with a box of tampons. The mother, a bit flustered, blushes and asks "Why do you want to get these?"
Her younger son replies, "Because the commercial on TV says if I have these, I can go camping and swimming and horseback riding and...
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