.....a little boy named John lived a village with his mother. His father already died in an accident and his mother has to work very hard to run the family.
John was hated by his classmates at school for stupidity in class. Even the class teacher said to him, "You are driving me crazy John!" One day her mother went to his school to check on his progress and was speaking to the teacher. The teacher was being very honest and told her the truth about her son and how disasterous his performance is at school. The mother could not bear the truth, and decided to change school for her son; she even moved to a new city.
Years later the teacher has a cardio attack and the local doctors referred her to the only doctor who could perform the surgery. Leaving with no choice, the teacher's family take her to the doctor. The doctor performed a long operation and it was successful. When the teacher woke up, she saw the face of the doctor and smiled. She wanted to say thanks, but could not since she was still under the affect of anaesthasia. Instead tears rolled down her eyes and her faced started to turn blue! She tried to raise her hand to point at something, but in vain she failed to do so and died.
Unprepared for this situation, the doctor was looking around trying to find the cause of death. He was looking around until he saw our friend John, who works as a janitor at the hospital. John had plugged out the ventilator machine to plug in his vacuum cleaner.
You really did not think John became the doctor, did you?
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