Before google, there were librarians. Here are some queries posed to the poor, suffering staff of public libraries.

A woman wanted “inspirational material on grass and lawns.”

“Who built the English Channel?”

“Is there a full moon every night in Acapulco?”

“Music suitable for a doll wedding to take place between a Shirley 
Temple doll and a teddy bear.”

“Can the New York Public Library recommend a good forger?”

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