A rabi, a priest and a swami meet up together.

The priest is very aggravated at the lack of faith from the other two, I bet i can prove my religion is true and yours are false! He proclaims, so the swami comes up with a proposal to figure out which religion is true. The swami says "how about we come up with a challenge, and the person with help from their gods will complete the task first", so the rabi replies "what shall the task be?" and the priest jumps to the question "We shall try and catch a grizzly bear in the forest!" so the others are like " oh sure okay eah, seems fair". About a day passes and the swami arrives at the place of meetin that was agreed upon by them and proclaimed "I followed the tracks, and i caught the bear!", a little later, the rabi comes in a splint and a sling, and says sadly " i followed the tracks and got mauled by a bear! :( " and hours later, as the other t wo are just about ready to leave the priest comes in in a full body cast "woah man, what happened to you?" the other two asked, and he replied "well, i followed the tracks, but i got hit by a train!"

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