Balding grizzles pass their genes to their offspring or...
Bare bears bear bare bears.
Bear Jokes
Two men go bear hunting.
The first man asks, "Have you ever hunted bear ...
What's the difference between Betsy DeVos and a Grizzly Bear?
Betsy DeVos is an actual threat to school child...
What did Mexican Fozzie Bear say?
"Oaxaca, oaxaca, oaxaca!"
The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals
The Secretary General of the UN decides to give...
An unhappy lonely teenage boy...
An unhappy teenage boy decides to ditch school ...
A bear walks into a bar...
... goes up to the barman and says "I'd like a ...
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baby polar bear?
It will be a year before the baby polar bear ki...
I once had an encounter with a Grizzly
Its a long story, but just bear with me
What lives at the North Pole and takes Lithium?
A bi-polar bear.
[OC, circa 2005]
The two villages were troubled.
They were constantly being forced to search for...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi hear about a bear causing trouble in the woods nearby.
The three men, friendly rivals, decide among th...
The CIA, GIGN and KGB......
are all trying to prove they are the best at ca...
What do you call a white bear that can't push?
What do you call a white bear that can't push?
...
Bush, Obama, and Trump go on a hunting trip.
Their hunting guide instructs them to find and ...
Why didn't the bear have any friends?
His personality was unbearable!
Why did the bear have to go to the hospital
Because he was bearly alive!
A young bear cub was roaming the jungle . An animal he had never seen before comes strolling out of the trees.
He asks " excuse me what kind of animal are you...
what is the stupidest animal in the jungle?
The Polar Bear...
Every cheese joke I know
What did the cheese say when he looked in the m...
Which bear can dissolve in water?
A polar bear
A bear joke
An 80 year old man was having his annual checku...
I was hiking once with my girlfriend
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly ...
The best way to catch a Bear..
First you gotta dig a hole just big enough that...
How does a grizzly catch fish?
With his bear hands!