A man goes to a restaurant with his wife. They look at the menu and order some starters and two soups.
After placing their orders they start to notice something strange: there is only one waiter and he puts his thumb in the soups of the other customers when he carries them to the tables.
The man and his wife start to gaze at the waiter very perplexed commenting how disgusting that is.
When it's their turn, the waiter comes with his thumb in the soup.
The man goes: "I'm sorry but I'm not going to eat that soup. That thumb in the soup is disgusting"
The waiter: "I'm sorry Sir, but I need to put my thumb in the soup. I had an accident and the doctor told me to keep the thumb warm."
The man feels outraged: "You did that's on purpose?! I feels sick, that's awful."
The waiter: "I'm sorry Sir, I can bring you another soup but I would need to put their my thumb again"
The man cannot stand that anymore: "I'm outta here!! Do you need to keep your thumb warm?!? Put it in your ass!!"
The waiter: "But I do that Sir! Between a soup and the other one"
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