Why I hate Morticians!

A married guy was out getting a little "strange stuff" when he
suffered a massive heart attack and died.

The undertaker called his wife as he was preparing the body,
saying,

"Your late husband died with a tremendous erection that we can't
get to go away... What would you like us to do?"

To which she replied, "Somehow, that doesn't surprise me... Cut
it off and stuff it in his ass."

When she went to view the body she noticed a somewhat pained
expression on her deceased husband's face as he lay in the
casket... Bending over him she said softly,

"Hurts, doesn't it?"

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