And he is deciding whether to join the Air Force or go to college. His father was in the Air Force, and strongly suggested that his son join as well.
The son decided on the Air Force. Six months go by, and he got his first leave and returned home.
His father asked, "How is the Air Force?".
The son replied, "It's okay. The first jump was really hard, though. I got to the front of the line, and I froze. The drill instructor pulled me back and yelled at me, and put me at the back of the line again.".
The father asked, "So what happened then?".
The son replied, " I got to the front again, and again I froze. The drill instructor said I had two options: jump or he was going to f*** me up the ass".
The father asked, "So did you jump?".
To which the son replied, "A little, at first...".
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