The magician.

A famous magician was packing up after his performance when a young boy approached him.

**Boy:**I am your biggest fan, could you please sign my hat?

**Magician:**Of course little buddy, there you go.

**Boy:**Could you please show me a magic trick.

**Magician:**You know, I usually don't reveal my secrets but in this case I'll make an exception. Follow me.

The magician takes the boy into a dark alley.

**Magician:**Turn your back to me...

The boy obeys.

**Magician:**Pull your pants down...

The boy pulls his pants down.

**Magician:**Now I'm gonna put my finger inside your ass.

**Boy:**Ok

**Magician:**Do you feel it?

*"Yes!"* Says the boy full of excitement.

**Magician:**Look at my hands!