The mother-in-law arrives home from the pub to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"Wot happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.
“Wot happened?? I'll tell you wot happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home early today from me fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, bare-ass naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
“Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law."There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
“Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation ... she didn't check her e-mails today!"
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