What kind of phone does The Flash use?
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
Apple Jokes
A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately...
To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child an...
What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?
Ask apple to open the backdoor.
Three Apple Engineers and three Microsoft Employees
Three Apple Engineers and three Microsoft Emplo...
One of my favorite jokes as a kid
3 men are being flown in an old-fashioned airpl...
Chuck Norris
Never get tired of Chuck Norris facts, I would ...
A report claims that Apple has so much cash
A report claims that Apple has so much cash tha...
An apple a day keeps the doctors away...
an onion a day keeps everyone away.
Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?
Because that's where the mini apple is!
What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?
A fruit by the foot
Apple made a bomb
It was called the iED
THE best Bavarian cream pie
My grandpa was stationed in Germany after the w...
A man is looking for a job.
A man is looking for a job to become a smartpho...
The apple, the orange, and the bomb
One day, a terrorist on a plane attempted to bl...
What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?
They both like seeing the same thing a year later.
Why do white girls like Apple?
Because once go Mac you never go back.
Bill Gates walks into a Apple Store....
and as he is looking at the ipad he farts. He ...
An apple didn't fall on Isaac Newton's head.
He missed the gravity of the situation.
Fruits Joke
Apple: I look like a Human Heart ---
Mango: I l...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding a dead baby in your apple.
What did the apple tell the annoying orange?
Citrus down.
Airplane
Three guys are in an airplane. The first takes ...
People say Steve Jobs died too soon
I think it was a fitting metaphor for Apple's a...
what looks good hangin from a tree
a apple and a black guy