A few jokes my friend told me...
What do you call a bitten apple? -An Iphone.
Wh...
Apple Jokes
The German Baby Joke
So there is this couple and they adopt a baby f...
Which company makes the best apple cider?
Dicken's. Because everyone wants their Dicken's...
I like my women just like Apple...
Manafactured in China.
This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store..
What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?
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I got a job at Apple today by answering just one question.
The interviewer asked what my passion was and I...
The world loves Apple
But Apple's CEO loves banana's
What did Samsung say after Apple came out of the closet?
But I'm gayer and water resistant!
What's worst than finding a worm in an apple?
The holocaust
How to get rich
A young man asked an old rich man how he made h...
Apple CEO
While world is crazy about Apple........
its C...
Why is Jewish apple cake Jewish?
Because it's baked in an oven...
An Apple computer walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll it be, Mac?"
Topical Jokes for 10/19
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Why didn't Steven jobs get treated for cancer?
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?
Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called ...
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Getting raped.
How do we know Snow White was a hipster?
She could never say no to apple.
Why don't boobies make apple juice?
BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A "PEAR" AHAHEHUEHUEHUE...
You have to admit, Apple is being treated unfairly after the recent news about the iPhone 6+...
They merely wanted to provide a phone with the ...
The iCloud leaks weren't an accident at all.
It was Apple trying to make up for causing Adam...
With all the complaints about iOS 8 taking forever to install...
You'd think that Apple would rename it to iOS ∞.