Three guys are in an airplane. The first takes a bite out of an orange,
and throws it out the window. The second takes a bite out an apple and throws it out the window. the third takes a bite out of a grenade
and throws it out the window.
A cop walks around town, when he finds three girls a redhead, a blonde, and a brunette. The redhead is crying. "What's wrong"? asks the cop "An orange fell from the sky and killed my cat!" sobbed the girl. The Brunette is also crying "What's wrong?" asks the cop. "An apple fell from the sky and killed my dog!" sobbed the girl. The blonde was laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the cop. "I farted and the building behind me exploded!"
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