One day, a terrorist on a plane attempted to blow up a building. The terrorist had an apple, an orange, and a bomb with him. Before they reached the destination, the terrorist's plot was discovered. However, he was able to throw the apple, the orange, and the bomb out of the plane's door.
On the ground, a police officer was on patrol in the middle of a small town when he saw a little girl crying alongside the road. "Little girl, are you okay?" The little girl, fighting back tears, said, "I was just walking when all of a sudden an apple fell from the sky and hit me on the head!" This puzzled the police officer, as no apples grew in this part of the state. The officer continued his patrol, until he saw another girl crying hysterically. The police officer questioned this child as well. "I was walking my dog and an orange hit me. Where'd it come from!?" "This is very odd", thought the officer.
After a few short minutes, the police officer came upon another child along the road, however, this young boy was laughing hysterically. "Why are you laughing so hard? Did fruit fall on you too?" The little boy replied, "No, officer!" "Daddy farted and the house blew up!"
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