I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch
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Apple Jokes
So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right?
That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blu...
What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Why wont Apple ever make a car?
Because it can't have windows in it!!!!
Why can't you have two Apple watches?
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
How do you know if you friend bought an Apple Watch?
OLD ANSWER: They'll tell you.
NEW ANSWER: They...
Unbelievable Bavarian cream pie
My grandpa was stationed in Germany after the w...
Did you hear about that forward that plays for West Brom?
I heard he got himself a new Mac just to watch ...
How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?
Don't worry, they will tell you.
Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?
Because it was mini apple list.
A cheerio walks into his boss's office...
And he says to his boss, “Boss, I want to be mo...
What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?
biting an apple and finding half a worm
Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?
Adam and Eve
What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Finding half of a worm in an apple
Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?
Because he showed up baked.
Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?
... because it has NO FANS!!!
(get it? no fans?...
Its stupid of Apple to include Health apps with their products...
...Everybody knows that people with one Kidney ...
Cheerio Society
In this Cheerio box, there are 3 levels of soci...
My Boss just bought an Apple Watch.
My boss bought the new Apple Watch and checked ...
What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?
Let's get Jobs!
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Fact about apple car
It has Windows