Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler ...
Animal Jokes
The Final Answer
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chi...
Darwin Award Winner for 1997 Announced...
Darwin Award Winner for 1997 Announced
You a...
Easy pick up
Q. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in commo...
Q. What's a dog that swallowed a watch?...
Q. What's a dog that swallowed a watch?
A. ...
Wrong Straw
At a circus in a nearby town a man stood thoug...
Correction
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schi...
'twas the night before impeachment
[surprisingly bi-partisan]'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFO...
Duck , grapes and a bar?
a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender...
She is a George Bush fan.
A first grade teacher in a small town in Texas...
Fowl language
Q: Why did the umpire penalize the chicken?
A...
Blonde and Goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not kno...
Better Than Men
Women understand that babies do not come from ...
The Birds and the ... SPLAT!
A little girl was playing in the garden when s...
Knock KnockWho's there?Marmalade!Marmalade who?Marmalade me
Knock KnockWho's there?Marmalade!Marmalade who...
Phunny Puns
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, bu...
Leasons from a Dog
If a dog were your teacher, you would learn va...
Your grandpas so bald
Your grandpas so bald when he weres a turtle n...
The Brass Rat
A man walks into an antique store, and starts ...
1-Legged Dog
Q: What do you call a one legged dog?
A: It d...
Beelzebug
Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito...
Soldier Standing at Attention?
One day a man was at work and his employee not...
One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons
Why did the chicken cross the road?
MACHIAVE...
Silly cow jokes
what do you call a cow with no legs?
a ground...
Rabid Dog
Shamus had been bitten by a rabid dog, and had...