Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Clinton's cat can play Chess.


Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Ch...

So poor...


Your family is so poor, they go to kentucky fr...

Ladies first

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a c...

Farmers Courting


Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an...

The World's Shortest Books


25. "My plan to find the real killers" by OJ S...

Measuring on the job


There were three Aggies; one crane operator, o...

Hunting


Two people go hunting.One shoots a bow arrow i...

Tounge twister's for the BEST


these tounge twisters are the worst
try sayi...

What Is Easter


Three blondes died and were up talking to St. ...

Dog Named Mypenis


Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, ...

Work for an operator


The following are real conversations Directory...

Grasshopper


A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartend...

Talk a bath


When the police came up tp this man and sayed"...

Snoop Dog and Scooby Doo


Q. What would happen to Snoop Dog, if he marri...

Asking for legal advice


A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beeli...

I think that I'm a chicken

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I ...

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and


Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton ar...

The Pirate


A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eye patc...

Bear Hunting


Every year, Bob goes hunting during bear seaso...

Elephant Tampon


Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A ...

The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees


[San Jose Mercury News]


An unidentified man,...

The filthy parrot

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the par...

3 Hunters

One day there were three hunters. Their names w...

Signs for every job

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive car...

dead snake


What is the difference between a dead snake in...