Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Cat and Mouse


A mouse is in his mouse hole and he wants to g...

Walking on Water


Two Rabbis and a priest go fishing. When the t...

Pirate and Lost Body Parts


A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk tur...

Redneck quickies 26


You might be a rednack if...


You've ever wor...

What is red and green?


What is red and green and goes 100 miles an ho...

Bin Laden is alive


A top Taliban member said today that Osama bin...

Man Goes To A Priest For Advice On His Failing


A man has been in business for many, many year...

ONE DAY A BOY WAS TAKING


ONE DAY A BOY WAS TAKING A SHOWER WITH HIS MOT...

Difference between a vulture and your mother-in-la


What is the difference between a vulture and y...

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine...


It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was ...

Buried at Sea


This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his ...

Camel and Giraffe


What did the camel say to the giraffe

Smoking in the Rain


Two old ladies were outside their nursing home...

Jos�, un muchacho modesto de


Jos�, un muchacho modesto de pueblo, ten�a una...

Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil


What do you get when you cross a centipede wit...

Employee evaluations.


Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:...

Blonde and a Mosquito


What is the difference between a blonde and a ...

Frog in a bank


A frog walks into his local bank and walks up ...

gorrilla


It was closing time at the local sports-orient...

Eating with children.


Eating with Children


A guy hosted a dinner ...

Alien's Log Book


Sure, it seems easy beine a space alien. You'v...

Snail's Pace


A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but ...

Blind policeman


The police department, famous for its superior...

Did you hear...


Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a bal...

Top 10 Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows


# 10: The computer keeps asking you to "Insert...