A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning
against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile
on its face.
The egg, looking decidedly unhappy, grabs the sheet and rolls over
and says, "Well, I guess we finally know the answer to THAT
question!"
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