Soldier Standing at Attention?


One day a man was at work and his employee noticed that his fly
was open so she said, "Mr. Curtis, your bear store is open."


He finally realized what she was talking about and decided to
have a little fun.... "When you noticed that my Bear Store was
open did you see a soldier standing at attention next to two
barrells or ammo?!" said Mr. Curtis.


"No I didn't," she replied, "I saw a handicapped veteran sitting
on some old duffle bags!"

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