Claus’s Canine
Q: What’s Santa’s dog’s name?
A: Santa Paws!
Animal Jokes
Time Flies When You’re Having Fun
Q: Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
A:...
Cloudy With a Chance Of Reindeer
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when ...
A Ribbiting Story
When I was teaching kindergarten and had a cold...
Told You So
"How do you spell toad?" one of my first-grade ...
Fishing
Teacher: Why can't freshwater fish live in salt...
Animal Attraction
Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on ...
Love Winnings
Q: Why does Cupid always make so much money at ...
Hop Hop Love
Q: What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on...
Love as Big as a Whale
Q: What did the whale say to his girlfriend on ...
Beary Much Love
Q: What did the boy bear say to the girl bear o...
Buzz Buzz
Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on ...
Sheepishly In Love
Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep...
Bees in the Rain
Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without the...
Bear Caught in the Rain
Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear
Rapper Rain
Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo' ...
Horses and Weather
Q: What's the difference between a horse and th...
Horse vs Rain
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and th...
Tornado Cow
Q: Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted...
It’s Been Raining so Much in LA that…
It’s been raining so much in Los Angeles that t...
Past Life on the Oregon Trail
Past Lives
On a family vacation one summer, we...
Climate Change
According to a news story, if global warming co...
Something's Fishy
While in the men's room at a beach park in Flor...
Knock Knock - Lion who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lion!
Lion who?
...
Knock Knock - Thea who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
...