Accountant Bashing
Accountants What's the definition of an accoun...
Animal Jokes
Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; ...
Donkey's Will Kill U
A guy with a donkey walked up to a psychic and...
Pamela Anderson
What's the best way to catch Pamela Anderson i...
Walrus and Tupperwar
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common...
A Family that Cares
A little girl says, "Grandpa, can I sit on you...
Things that Make you Say Hmmm...
-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
-It's a d...
Tastes Like Chicken
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chi...
"Is that you mommy?"
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
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A man and a woman are driving...
A man and a woman are driving down the same ro...
20 reasons dogs don't use computers
20) Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95...
Knock KnockWho's there?Moose!Moose who?Moose you
Knock KnockWho's there?Moose!Moose who?Moose y...
C'mere pig
Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and...
Steven Wright on dogs
The other day, I was walking my dog around my ...
Chicken
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to...
Heavenly Transportation
Three guys died and when they get to the pearl...
The Welsh and sheep
Did you hear that Welsh people have discovered...
Dog Plants
The teacher was telling the class about plants...
Yo mamas so ugly
yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak aroun...
Golfing dog
A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and...
Moles
Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole...
A Rottweiler in a playground.
Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
A: A Ro...
The Gene Pool is Contaminated
In rural Carbon County, PA, a group of men wer...
why did the chicken cross the road?...
why did the chicken cross the road?
How babies are made
When her five-year-old daughter began asking q...