You are 25 to 35 if...

If you aren't in this age bracket, then you can at least laugh at those of us who are...................


You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry the emotional scars to this day.


You could sing "99 Red Balloons" in English and German.


You're starting to believe that maybe having kids go to school year-round wouldn't be such a bad idea after all.


You did the LeFreak with Chic.


"All-skate, change directions" means something to you.


In high school you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince over and over again.


You wore anything Izod, especially collar up, or the windbreakers that folded up into a pouch you could wear around you waist.


You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were really cool.


You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, Rick Springfield or Cyndi Lauper video.


You actually know who Rick Springfield is.


You rode in the back of the station wagon and faced the cars behind you in the "tail gunner" position.


Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you were educated.


You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.


You had a poster of Bo, Luke or Daisy Duke.


There was nothing to question about Bert n' Ernie living together.


Knickers and leg warmers were cool.


You ever wanted to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" on the guitar or you choreographed "Dancing Queen" by yourself in your room.


You were afraid of the Sleestaks on Land of the Lost.


The first time you ever kissed someone was at a dance during "Crazy for You" by Madonna.


You ever used the phrase "kiss mah grits" in conversation.


You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding.


You know who shot J.R.


This rings a bell: "and my name is Charlie. They work for me."


You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut.


You sat with your friends on a Friday night and dialed "867-5309" to see if Jenny would answer.


You owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just like Mork used to wear.


You remember when your cable TV box had the three rows of numbers and you had to move the selector switch accordingly.


Two words: feathered hair


Your jaw still aches from those "brick-sized" packages of Bazooka gum.


The phrase "Where's the beef" still cracks you up.