Funny Signs

Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." -Mo4al ************


On the trucks of a local plumbing company here in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't
sleep with a drip, call your plumber!!" -Rickley L. Buck ************


Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak!! ************


At a Tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." - Adolph
Herbstrei ************


Door of a plastic surgeon's office: Hello, can we pick your nose? -Chanel
Rose ************


Sign at the psychic's hotline: Don't call us, We'll call you. -IBDOUGELL
************


At A Laundry shop: How about we refund your money Send you a new one at no
charge Close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be
satisfactory? 'Signed Customer Service' -Janet36603 ************


At a towing company: "We won't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
-Phred ************


Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop
reading these signs" -Joe E Bowers, Jr.