Obama, Putin and Arnold Schwarzenegger were lost in an island and they stumbled upon a ferocious tribesmen who immediately took them as a captive.
The three captives begged for their lives and offer wealth for someone who can free them but the leader challenged these men.
Tribe leader : He who passed the test shall be a free man. He who fails dead. You first need to pick round fruit from this land and return to me.
Then the three men searched for a fruit with haste. Obama returned first with three grapes then Arnold with an apple but they can't find Putin. Then the leader decided to explain the next rule.
Tribe Leader : Me will insert fruit in your butthole. He who laughs or cries is dead.
Then the leader inserted the Apple to Arnold's butthole and Arnold didn't flinched and he was free. Next is Obama who is very confident, the first grape was in, smoothly, then the second grape, and halfway with the third when he suddenly laughed hard. They all look, and it was Putin rushing towards them carrying a heavy jackfruit.
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