In this Cheerio box, there are 3 levels of society. The bottom level, which is where the peasants, beggars, and Cheerio prisoners live. The next level is the middle level, equal to our middle class. The final level is the upper level, where millionares live. One day a low level Cheerio decides he wants to eat at a middle level restaurant. He goes, and the waiter tells him to leave. So this Cheerio (named Dave), climbs the Cheerio Social ladder, and moves to the middle class of Cheerios. He has a nice life, but soon Dave wants to go to the Uber Bountaire, an upper class restaurant. Dave climbs the Cheerio Social Ladder again to become a Billionare. He goes to the Uber Bountaire, and the waiter seats him. The waiter comes over to him and asks Dave what he wants to eat. Dave asks what they have. The waiter says they have Pancakes, Mac and Cheese, WAFFLES, and Fire Flambe. Dave says he wants Pancakes, and the waiter tells him to go to the pancakes line. Later, the waiter comes over and asks Dave if he wants a drink. Dave asks what they have, and the waiter answers him with, Milk, Water, Fruit Punch, Apple Juice, and Grapefruit Juice. Dave says he wants Fruit Punch, and asks what line he can get into. The waiter says, "Sorry, Sir. There is no Punchline."
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