True Story

This is a true story that happened to me a few days ago.


I was at McDonald's and I ordered a large fry. The cashier said,
"I'm sorry, we are out of apple pies." I was about to explain
her error when the lady in line behind me said, "You're out of
apple pies? I can't believe it! This is sick! This is sick!"


The poor cashier said, "I'm sorry. We asked for more from the
headquarters, but they haven't come yet." The lady shouted, "I
have stock in this company, and this is why it is FAILING! I
demand to see your manager, because you are obviously an idiot!"
The cashier, on the verge of tears, said, "Please don't call me
an idiot. I don't deserve to have you yelling at me."


The manager came forward from the back of the store. "What is
the problem here?" The lady screeched, "This idiot has given me
horrible service, and I am never coming here again." She stormed
out. The cashier followed her out, calling, "I'm sorry, I'm
sorry." The lady yelled back, "You're a f***ing bitch!" The
manager came out and said, "You are no longer welcome on this
property!"


Finally, the lady left the parking lot and stood staring
loathingly at the store from the sidewilk. The cashier came
back, apologized, and got me my fries. It turned out that it was
one of those ones with Monopoly game pieces. Mine turned out to
be an instant winner. Guess what it was? An apple pie.