One night a guy was driving in the woods until his car broke
down.He was now walking in the woods,but then he stopped because
he say a cabin.He went up and knocked on the door.A man answered
the door.The guy asked the man if he could spend the night.The
man said yes as long as he dosent go near any of his three
daughters.The guy ok.Later that night the guy was walking down
the hall.A girl came out of one of the doors.She is the oldest
daughter.(18)She asked the man to help her with something.The
guy said he couldnt because her farther said he cant go near
them.The girl said,if you dont I will spread red ink all over my
sheets and say you rapped me.So he helped her.When he came out
he went down the hall even more.Then the middle aged daughter
came out.(14)She asked the man to help her with something.The
guy said he couldnt because her farther said he cant go near
them.The girl said,if you dont I will spread red ink all over my
sheets and say you rapped me.So he helped her.He came out and
saw the youngest daughter down the hall.He walked over to
her.She asked the man to help her with something.The guy said he
couldnt because her farther said he cant go near them.The girl
said,if you dont I will spread green ink all over my sheets and
say you rapped me.He said to the girl isnt it suppose to be
red.She said,when i am older because right now my cherry isnt
ripe yet
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