You're getting old when...
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
You're getting old when...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
You're getting old when...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
You're getting old when...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You're getting old when...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor, instead of the police.
You're getting old when...
"Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take any fiber today."
You're getting old when...
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
You're getting old when...
An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
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