Bird Jokes

Bird Jokes

The Pirate


A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eye patc...

The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees


[San Jose Mercury News]


An unidentified man,...

The filthy parrot

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the par...

Bird Damage


This guy calls his wife at work and says, "Don...

12 Good Things about Burning the Turkey


1. Salmonella won�t be a concern.


2. Everyo...

The Parrot


There's this fella with a parrot. And this par...

Blonde Quickies


Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're...

New Parrot


A woman was thinking about finding a pet to he...

Whistle


What can a bird do that a man can't?


Whistle...

Bird it Through the Grapevine


Have you heard about the man who did it with a...

THE PESSIMIST


An avid duck hunter was in the market for a ne...

Pirates adventure


A pirate walked into a bar, the bartender said...

Dont trust vet's


there was a man who walked into the vet's offi...

A man has a new job


A man has a new job as a zookeeper. The head z...

Feline Fasting


Most diets fail because we are still thinking ...

Gooney Bird


After many years of marriage, a husband has tu...

The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildlife...


The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildl...

The Perfect Gift!


A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Ch...

Baby Turtle


A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a ...

Three Nuns and a Par


Three nuns passed every day through a street t...

A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead....


A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead.

The early bird who catches


The early bird who catches the worm usually wo...

Purchasing a new bird


After many years of marriage, a husband has tu...

Results of damage testing


It seems the US Federal Aviation Administratio...

The early worm deserves the


The early worm deserves the bird.