You Might be Stupid.

You might be stupid if.......you can't remember how to spell I.Q....you can't remember the number for 911...you just discovered that your AM radio also works in the afternoon...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor...you fail Physical Education...you cannot spell "it"...you try to turn the light on to find a flashlight in a power outage!...you put braille on a drive up teller machine...you think Taco Bell is a mexican phone company...you think pigpen is something to write with...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles...you use your cd-rom unit as a drink holder...you frequently misspell your name...you've ever been stuck in a toilet seat...you walk your kid to school because you are in the same grade!...it takes you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes...you often wonder who Ronald McDonalds parents are....you sell your car for gas money...you think hamburger helper comes with a man...you try thinking and nothing happens!!!...you think a quarterback is a refund......you think hot dogs are real meat....people nick-name you Homer......you cook minute rice for an hour...upon approaching a traffic sign that says "STOP AHEAD", you reach over and grab your passenger by the top of the head....you lose $25 on a horse race and another $25 on the instant replay!...you were the one testing out the shark bite suit...you get tangled up in a cordless phone...you need to be reminded to breathe...someone tells you to call 911, and you can't find the 11...you take a donut back because there is a hole in it......you stare at the orange juice because it says concentrate...you have to look stupid up in the dictionary...you sit on the tv and watch the couch...you tell your wife not to laugh as you point the gun to your head 'cause she's next!...you think yogi bear played for the Yankees...you list the police department as a reference on a resume...you get fired from volunteer work...you can't find the "any" key on the keyboard...you turn the light on to see if its dark...you take your chia pet for a walk......you wear your glasses while looking for them